Cult of the Hapless Hamster
My name's Alice, but many people misunderstand and call me Alison. I don't have the heart to correct them.
When I was little I wanted to be a marine biologist until I realised fish give me nightmares.
Be the flame, not the moth.
xoxo
jessickaf0dera replied to your post: you’re so pretty and alternative I bet all the tattooed and alternative #lads fall at your feet when you’re out and you step over them like bitch please come back when you have stretched your ears bigger than my cats bumhole you fag xoxo 
jessickaf0dera replied to your post: you’re so pretty and alternative I bet all the tattooed and alternative #lads fall at your feet when you’re out and you step over them like bitch please come back when you have stretched your ears bigger than my cats bumhole you fag xoxo
AHAHAHAHAHA OMG U R MY IDOL.
