Cult of the Hapless Hamster


My name's Alice, but many people misunderstand and call me Alison. I don't have the heart to correct them.

When I was little I wanted to be a marine biologist until I realised fish give me nightmares.

Be the flame, not the moth.
xoxo

SOMETHING KEEPS SAYING “CONGRATULATIONS YOU WON” EVERY FIVE MINUTES BUT I CAN’T WORK OUT WHICH TAB IT IS!!!

TOO MANY DAMN TABS OPEN!!

I WILL FIND YOU.


  1. misandry4eva said: omg it was so annoying when I came to visit you last summer and you had like 50 tabs open
  2. everytrickinthebook posted this