Cult of the Hapless Hamster

My name's Alice, but many people misunderstand and call me Alison. I don't have the heart to correct them.

When I was little I wanted to be a marine biologist until I realised fish give me nightmares.

Be the flame, not the moth.
omg it was so annoying when I came to visit you last summer and you had like 50 tabs open

yeah but you’re just weirdly ocd about it - and plus i’ve only got 11 open! BUT I STILL CAN’T BLOODY FIND IT!!
i’m considering just putting my sound off… 

  1. misandry4eva said: just close them all
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